12 Charlotte Crosby Quotes To Send To That Guy You're Trying To 'Date'
Wink, wink.
Oh Charlotte Crosby. The best one liners to come out of Geordie Shore. If she thinks it, she's gonna say it.
She's also been known to snag in a dude or two with her hilarious-ness so if you're struggling with what to say to that guy you're trying to hit on, then borrow a line of Char's...
1. When he asks how you are…
AKA super fun, never moody and up for a laugh.
2. When he asks if you’re seeing anyone…
We might be.
3. When he says he’s recently single…
Tequila fixes everything.
4. If he ever mentions loving the beach…
How about a city break?
5. When you are trying to show you’re totes carefree and cool…
Just make sure you write JK LOL after, yeah? Or not, whateves…
6. If he asks if you want to go to a barbeque…
Duh babes.
7. If he asks if you want to come round to watch Netflix…
We know your game.
8. When you met the night before and you may have been a little embarrassing…
Huh? What?
9. When he asks what you're hobbies are...
Y'know, the usual.
10. When he finally asks you out…
Let me check my diary.
11. If he sends you a dick pic…
Come on, guy. Just no.
12. When you find out he's hooking up with someone else And he just won’t leave you alone…
Bye, Felicia.
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