The Celebrity Big Brother 2016 house has FINALLY opened its doors, ready to blow away January’s cobwebs and perhaps even distract our attention away from the Quality Street for five minutes. Maybe.

However, if the housemates, including Ex on the Beach’s Megan McKenna and Geordie Shore’s Scotty T, were hoping to be greeted with a glassof bubbly and a comfy sofa to make slightly awkward small talk on, they had another thing coming.

Not only did they enter the house to find that no-one had bothered to unpack the crates, but two of them were quickly whisked off to spend some time in their very own personal box, where they then had to decide whose suitcases to lock away.

Oh Big Brother, you dastardly devil you.

Crate campers John Partridge and Darren Day also chose to unlock the kitchen for the other housemates, which is good news for Scotty T, who admitted in his VT that he might just whipout his cookery skills as a way to woo the ladies in the house.

Pizza is the main way to our heart, to be fair.

Despite revealing that he's looking forward to waking up "next to some new birds," he later told host Emma Willis that he wasn't sure whether he'd be tashing on with anyone during his stay in the house.

Only time will tell, Scotty.

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- By Rachel Pilcher