According to Google, it gets 40,000 search every second from people wanting to find out everything from their nearest MacDonald's to what their itchyrash down there might mean. And while these seems like legit things to ask your internet search engine, some things people ask can be random AF.

Take pubes for example. How many things can you think to ask about your pubic hair? When can I get a wax? How to get rid of shaving bumps? Well,it seems the world’s population has a few more questions. So naturally we rounded them up andanswered them for you...

#1: ‘Are pubes important?’

There are a few theories on why we have pubic hair but none have been proven. One theory suggests the hair carries pheromones to attract potential mates to us while some think it’s to protect the vaginal skin from dirt and friction. Another theory suggests it’s to keep our privates warm. Awww. But that being said, it has no proven use so if you prefer to be bare then do you boo.

#2: ‘Who is bicycle pubes?’

Apparently a dude on Instagram who goes by the handle'Lamar Scrotum.'From what we can tell, helikes to draw balls and suchlike.

#3: ‘Who do my pubes itch?’

Erm, probably just you...or did you mean 'why'? If so then perhaps it's time to pop down to your local sexual health clinic.

#4: ‘Can pubes go down the drain?’

Unless you have the world’s smallest drain then yes. Just like your head hair it will potentially block the plug and every so often you’ll have to pull that shiz out.

#5: ‘Pubes where’s my coffee?’

Are you asking your pubes where your coffee is? Do they normally know? Either way, apparently this is a meme derived from Liza Koshy.

#6: ‘Where to trim pubes in college?’

We supposeif it’s a do or die situation, then in the toilet and CLEAN IT UP.

#7:‘What’s yeti pubes?’

Unless you’re talking about the pubes of an actual Yeti (they might exist, you don’t know) then it refers to wild, unkempt pubic hair. Urban Dictionary defines them as: “pubic hair that resembles the wiry white coat of a mythical Himalayan mountain creature that's possibly related to the Sasquatch.”

#8:‘Pubes how to’

How to what? You’ll need to give us more in order for us to solve this dilemma.

#9:‘What your pubes say about you?’

As in behind your back? We weren’t going to say anything but we heard yours throwing some real shade the other day. You didn’t hear it from us. But if you mean about you as a person, then nothing.

It doesn’t reflect who you are as a human being if you have pubic hair or not. Do whatever you feel comfortable. Or there’s a Buzzfeed quiz. NATCH.

#10:‘How many pubes should I have?’

While there is no official ‘number’ of pubes to have, gynaecologist Dr. Felice Gersh says: “typically it should cover all of the labia majora to the inner surface of the thighs and up to the pubic bone-roughly shaped like a triangle."

#11:‘Are your pubes the same colour as your eyebrows?’

In some cases, yes. Dr Michael Fisher said on healthtap.com: "Hair colour, pubic hair and armpit hair can vary in colour considerably from the hair of the scalp. In most people it is darker, although it can also be lighter. In most cases it is most similar in colour to the eyebrows of the individual. On some individuals, pubic hair is thick and/or coarse; on others it may be sparse and/or fine; these varieties may appear in either sex and vary from race to race.”

SOLVED. Now go forth and pube freely and well informed.

And speaking of eyebrows, these guys tried to do theirs and it was glorious...