Fifty Shades of Grey is actually totally relatable you know. No, we’re not talking about any part of the plot, don’t be ridiculous - but the GIFs from the movie really do sum up what it’s like to smooch the face off of your crush for the very first time. Look.

1. When you realise that oh GOD you fancy this person almost too much. Surely it’s not this healthy to be this attracted to another human being? Help.

2. And you start thinking about ways to ensnare them, even if kidnapping is technically illegal.

3. BUT then you see themagain and theyhavethis look on theirface…

4. And you’re like, what are theythinking?? What does this mean??? Do theylike me too?

5. Cue serious dance floor flirting from both of you, and the realisation that this might. actually. happen.

6. The tension builds.

7. You prepare yourself.

8. And then… it…. happens.

9. Oh hello, fireworks. Is there a world outside of this kiss? If there is you don’t care because you just want this to last forever. You’ll be known worldwide as the ‘couple who won’t stop kissing’, and you’re OK with that.

10. Also would your imagination please CALM DOWN because this is a first kiss but you’re brain’s already skipping ahead like…

Oops.

11. Of course it does actually have to end, and as you’re waiting for the bus home you’re just like ‘OH LORD, I’m in trouble’.

'- Words by Lizzie Cox.'

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