Scouringthe web in search of thirsty comments made by celebsin order to let you all know that they’re just like the rest of usis very tiring work, but we really don't mind doing it.

There was the time that Demi Lovato started following Henry Cavill and instantly the internet began speculating marriage (a bit OTT, but whatever), and Justin Bieber made some very forward commentstowards Hailey Baldwin. It must have worked though, they are married now.

Anyway, we digress. Let’s just get into the list. We do love a good list.

Michael B. Jordan getting all of the attention

Tracey Ellis Ross just couldn't contain her excitement over how mediocre (a.k.a way too hot to function) Michael B. Jordan looks.

Madonna took her shot with a Spanish model

Kortajarena Jon is a very genetically blessed human being that just so happens to be a model, so we can't really blame Madonna for taking her shot and asking for a proposal. Who wouldn't?

Chris Rock couldn't STAND that he missed out on Amy Schumer

Okay, well maybe 'couldn't stand' is a little over the top, but her marriage to Chris Fischer was definitely a disappointment. Unlucky, Chris.

When everyone thought Demi Lovato and Henry Cavill were in heat

It'd of made perfect sense if they were getting together though. They're both famous. They're both hot. We're pretty sure that's the recipe for a celebrity couple.

Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry know how to do chores right

And the award for thirstiest couple goes to...

Erm, sorry about this one Chantel

Chantel Jeffries grabbed the attention of DJ Diplo, but it seems as though his attention wasn't exactly wanted. *inserts ghost emoji*

Noah Centineo's crush on Selena Gomez is everything

Now this is a celebrity coupling that we're praying for. Noah's comment just reads so wholesome. He can do no wrong.

Chelsea Handler has no filter.Like, none

She took to Rita Ora's Instagram to leave a little more than racy comment. We feel the lus- love? Oh and Diplo's back again.

John Mayer saying exactly what we all thought

Let's be real here, Halsey is where it's AT. She's killing itand if we all have to break her heart in order to keep getting bop after bop then consider us down.