Return of the Arg

Yep, James ‘Arg’ Argent is back after a year away from Essex. A year! And yet we haven’t aged a day. And, gotta say, he is looking good for the break. Nice nose.

Having it Arg

Arg found himself straight at the epicentre of Essex drama, and it seems he’s still angry with Gemma Collins for admitting that she had sexy times with him in Marbella. Remember? When she and Lydia Bright “shared Arg at night and a paella the next morning” #neverforget.

Arg is cross as he “knows for a fact” that GC didn’t think she was pregnant with his baby and that she was doing it to be “the centre of attention”.

However, “I’ve always kept his secrets and lies,” countered Gemma, which sounds veeeeery juicy and we want to know them all, please.

Chloe Sims is the wisest woman in Essex

Chloe told Arg that the only way is to clear the air with Gemma. Not quite GC’s plan that Arg should “spend a few months sending bottles of pink over” before taking her out for dinner as way of apology but, still, clever Chloe.

Friends reunited?

Arg went to see Gemma, she ended up in tears, and our hearts broke for her. Why can’t these two just get married already?

“I fucked my life for you,” said Gemma to Arg.

Oh, Gemma hun.

Is the future bright?

Chloe S and Gemma don’t seem to think so and were both left in floods of tears when talking about what the future holds.

“I think we’ve been cursed,” said Gemma. Which didn’t help matters.

“I am a 2017 virgin, as probably you are” she went on, which made up for it, especially when she asked, “what arewe going to do about it?”

Brentwood, lock up your sons.

The great girl fall out - sigh

Things werestill tense between Chloe Meadows and Courtney Green because of what Myles Barnett said about Chloe M’s relationship. Could Chloe Lewis save the day? Not really. Ah well. Still, always a treat to see a bit of lovely Chloe L, so we won’t complain.

Bridge over troubled water

Myles and Taylor Barnett and their girlfriends triedto repair their broken friendships and it was AWKS AF. And they’ll never be quite the same friends after that huge barney. Mind you, Chloe S and Lauren Pope are pals again after their big fallout, and that only took two years.

Speaking of Lauren…

Lauren and Jon Clark are twins

Outfit twins. Maybe it could work after all. Although Lauren only wants to be with Jon if he makes some changes to who he is, which is a bit of a red flag for us at this stage. But what do we know of love? We still think GC and Arg should be together.

Dan and Amber - the saga continues

Dan Edgar told the lads (Diags and Gatsby – lol) that he and Amber Turner are not exclusive despite saying last episode that he was not talking to anyone else. Confusing much?

Dan also told Amber that she’s not invited to Dublin on a boys’ trip. Like the taste of that pie, Amber? Harsh.

Until next time!

Words: Georgina Terry