29 Things We Learned From The New Pretty Little Liars Trailer
It was just yesterday (October 25) that Shay Mitchell and Ashley Benson took a holiday from Rosewood and flew over to Milan for the MTV EMA.
But now, it’s clearly back the business, because a new Pretty Little Liars trailer has made its way online – and there is so much going on, it took us 12 replays just to understand who was who.
This ‘5 Years Forward’ promo is the most extensive 6B trailer yet, and not only has it got 'A' aka Charlotte in it, there’s also Hanna’s fiancé. Who ISN’T Caleb. WE KNEW IT.
Here are 31 things we learned from the whole two minutes of craziness…
1. Charlotte reckons five years is more than enough time for the girls to get over all that torture they went through
“Do you think they’re still upset with me?’ she asks Alison. As if she wasn’t constantly trying to murder them.
2. And Ali’s all like… Sure
Her expression is the equivalent of when your parents say ‘we’ll see’.
3. Hanna’s engagement ring is basically the new fifth member of the gang
Everyone is ALWAYS staring at it.
4. Spencer and Aria are having serious hair moments
They lookgooooood.
5. Toby is still full of wise words
Is there anything better than a patronising ex-boyfriend?
6. Just FYI, Spencer seems constantly drunk in this trailer
Which is the only real way to celebrate her officiallybeing of age, right?
7. OH LOOK, it’s Hanna’s non-Caleb fiancé
You are not long for this show, sir. #Haleb is life.
8. There are still so many creepy shots
OG 'A' might be gone, but black hoodies and gloves still make us feel a bit sick.
9. Caleb comforts Spencer over an ‘impossible choice’
Unpopular opinion, but seriously, are these two going to get together?
10. Judging by this shot, what terrible life choice has Emily Fields made now?
We hope it has something to do with Sara Harvey.
11. Aria’s been investigating some golf clubs
That can only be something awful.
12. She’s also getting anonymous texts again
But, silver lining – it looks like she has the new iOS update. Does that mean she has the unicorn emoji?
13. The outfits in 6B aren’t all winners
As this photo clearly shows.
14. Aria’s being shady AF as per usual
She looks chilly - must be all that shady behavior.
15. And she’s been looking longingly at someone from a car (who isn’t Ezra)
We thought this was Lucas, but now we’re not sure. Whoever it is, they’re involved in this new mystery.
16. Melissa is back and she looks like a hot mess
We hope that’s intentional. Also, it sounds like she still really hates Ali.
17. Hanna’s new room looks like an Arabian Nights themed brothel
She’s also wearing a silky robe with leopard print on it. WHY?
18. Ezra’s done a bad thing, and Aria wants to help him
Is that thing his facial hair?
19. Spencer and Caleb look terrified of a trash can
This is basically that ‘barrel in a storage locker’ drama all over again.
20. Ezra goes *off* on the girls
And it is literally the funniest thing we have ever witnessed. This screenshot is our new everything.
21. That ghost from X Factor’s Judges’ Houses is haunting Rosewood now
Creepy.
22. Sara Harvey has really dedicated herself to this whole ‘dark side’ thing
SO. FREAKING. INTENSE.
23. This random man has already won best quote of the season
“There’s a difference between trouble and high adventure”. Where did you come from, pal?
24. Team #Sparia are getting all Mission Impossible on us
They do their own stunts, folks.
25. Still, with all the craziness, there’s always time for a spa day
Which Aria is absent from. INTERESTING.
26. The new Big Bad appears to be the same gloved killer from Hollyoaks
Well, they’ve certainly gone all Hollywood on us.
27. What are the girls looking for here? It better be Mona
There is 1000% less Vanderwaal in this trailer than we would have liked.
28. The writers are still making Aria seem ridiculously suspicious
In the clip, Spencer tells her: “You’re still really good at this”. YEAH BECAUSE SHE’S 'A'.
29. And finally, where are the damn Wine Moms?
We miss them.
- By Charlotte Warwick