G'day, ya beltas! It's time to pie off the grey skies of Newcastle and head Down Under for some serious sunshine because Geordie Shore returns to our screens on Tuesday 15th May at 10pm (only on MTV - OBVS!).

As youse probably guessed,our canny crew are tradingfake tans for actualreal ones inAUSTRALIA!Expecteven more mortal mayhem becausethisradgie fam has grown even biggerafter baggingsome mintAussie natives. 'Howay! Bonza!' Etc...

To get yaproper buzzin' here'san exclusive first look at the brand new series beforenext week's premiere! Asyou'll see, there ain't no laid back beachvibeswhen the Geordies come totown, 'spesh for Sam Gowland who kicksoff in a 'reet' jealousrage on the first night. Crikey!

WATCH SAM GOWLAND SRSLY LOSE HIS SH*T WITH NEW AUSSIE HOUSEMATE ALEX MACPHERSON BELOW:

In this insane spoiler from the first episodeof Series 17(Seventeen? WTF!), Sam kicksoff after his offishgfChloe Ferry admits new lad Alex Macpherson's hands-on approach to greeting the Geordie gal was maybe too much...

Enjoying a pre-drink before a 'neet' 'oot' on Eastern Australia'sGold Coast, Chloe confesses to Sam: "You know that boy with the sh*t quiff? At the table area inside he was putting his arm around us and stuff."

Obvs, the 21-year-oldlad is less thanimpressed.

He says: "Who the f**k does this Australian kid think he is?"Angrily, headds: "He’s been in here two minutes and he’s already trying to mug us off."

Sam ain't messin'and marchesindoors immediately to cause scenes withAlex after the Aussie cracked on with Chloe.

Does the 22-year-old lassregret revealing what happened? 'Dunna'sound like it, as she confesses: "Sh*the [Sam] is fuming!I’m not going to lie though; I am loving that he’s jealous."

Oi Oi!

Storming into Alex's bedroom, Sam squares up to the 22-year-old, shouting: "Don’t you ever start flirting and putting your arms around our f**king lass again."

Claiming his actions were "'armless" (soz!), Alex explains: '"In Australia if you put your hand over a bird it doesn’t mean anything."

Ahhhh sorted! Friends again?

'Nee chance'! Sam shouts: "I’m not your f**king mate,"before digging Alexto camera: "He thinks I’m f**king scared of him ‘cause he has ten protein shakes a day? I couldn’t give a f**k."

Chloe casually watchesthe dramz develop, saying: "I can’t believe it. Sam and Alex are literally squaring up to each other,"before admitting: "I should’ve kept 'me mooth '[sic] closed!"

And Sam ain't keeping quietas he cranks uptheagg levels, shouting: "You're a f**king mug!"

With neither lad backing down, Chloe and new Aussie lass Dee Nguyen swoop in toseparate the fiesty fellas.

Getting literallypulled away,Sam declares: "This kid is lucky our lass is here to pull us back. I want to rip his f**king head off.

If things boot off like this beforethe lads and lasseshaveeven been out, who knows whataggy dramz await us this summer.

All we 'knae' is that we'canny' wait.'KEEMON'!

Wanna see even more akka Australian antics? Make sure you tune into theseries premiereofGeordie Shore 17onTuesday 15th May @ 10pm- only onMTV!

Don't go'nee where', pets!Check out theseexclusivesneak peeks from next week's brand new episode of Geordie Shorebelow:

Get to know the new Geordies and the OGs in these exclusive online vids below: