Geordie Shore is back in our lives and we couldn’t be happier. And the first episode that graced our screens last night did not disappoint.

It had all the gettin’ mortal, radge behaviour and tashin’ on you could want. But one person who wasn’t so keen on the tashin’ on was Abbie Holborn after newbie Grant Molloy necked on with new Aussie radgieDee Nguyen after asking Abbie out on a date.

Cue the Geordie lass swilling the pair.

WATCH ABBIE AND DEE EXCLUSIVELY TALK ABOUT ABBIE’S SWILLING MOMENT HERE:

Speaking in an exclusive Confession Cam for MTV, Dee said: “I’m in the club and I’m necking on with Grant and I’m like ‘yes, he’s a f*cking good kisser.’ Sowe start necking on and I start to feel really hot. Out of nowhere I feel this splash on me. Why the f*ck is she swilling me over kissing a boy that she’s known for one day?”

Abbie was quick to insist that she didn’t waste her drink because she liked Grant but because she’s sick of being made to look like a mug.

She admitted: “Any lad that approaches us, gives us a compliment, just because I’m not jumping on the d*ck straight away they’ll look elsewhere and want to have someone that will sh*g them. And because I don’t want to do that straight away anyway then they’ll look elsewhere.”

So what’s a girl to do?

Abbie revealed: “I think I’m going to turn lesbian, f*ck the c*cks. I am all about the vaginas now.”

'To see who Abbie sets her sights on next, tune into Geordie Shore which continues Tuesdays at 10pm only on MTV!'

If you missed last night's epthen watch it in fullbelow…