Liam Payne and Cheryl are a couple who are clearly very much in love, so naturally their relationship has reached the point when people just go ahead and assume they're having a baby.

This week it's all about Chezza being a recluse, supposedly worried that she's going to be left on her own with the yettobeborn and possibly even conceived child.

"Cheryl is terrified that she's going to be left home alone with the baby, while Liam travels the world promoting his album - which is something he's assured her won't happen as he insists they'll work around it," a source told Closer mag.

Adding: "He's also said he'll be strict about his schedule, as well as Cheryl and the baby being able to travel with him."

But wait, there's even more hilariously detailed comments.

"Liam insists he's ready for the challenge, but Cheryl is feeling fragile and can't help worrying that Liam is too young; she worries about big changes happening at a crucial time in his career. Liam has assured her that he's ready to become a dad and prove that age is nothing but a number, which seems to have eased Cheryl's anxieties for the time being."

HONESTLY. This is just getting silly now.