When it comes to lads, the Geordie Shore lasses have got enough to deal with - from Gaz’s parsnip to Scott’s insatiable sex drive and James’ comb over.

But there's no rest for the wicked as we're throwing two mint new chaps into the house.

Season 8 will introduce Kyle Christie, who considers himself the "Buzz Lightyear of the bucking world" (really).

No stranger to the gang, Kyle already has history with a few of the housemates and hasbeen friends with Marnie since she was 16. He also hooked up with Charlotte a few years back and has tashed on with Vicky a couple of times before - so no prizes for guessing who he wants to take to the shag pad. Once he's done with Vicky, Kyle's hoping to take all the Geordie Shore girls "to infinity and beyond".

Yep. Those are his actual words. Good luck with that, Kyle.