50 Shades Of Grey Is Making Glaswegians Throw Up And Glass Each Other
After what seems like an endless train of promotion, punters have finally been able to watch 50 Shades of Grey. Reviews have certainly been mixed, with praise being levelled at Dakota Johnson and shots being fired at Jamie Dornan.
It turns out that three women in Glasgow were fans of neither the gripping storyline nor Dakota Johnson's acting, as reports have surfaced that they were in fact arrested during a screening. The women, aged 51, 38 and 31 were apparently told to quieten down by a man in a nearby row, leading them to supposedly hit him with a wine bottle (something the BBC has since disputed - though various reports have suggested otherwise).
The screening was also peppered by viewers vomiting in the aisles, apparently either too drunk or too disgusted by what they saw on screen (or in the cinema) to contain themselves. Customers who were coming in for an 8.20pm viewing also claimed that staff were seen wiping blood from cinema seats. Gory.