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Nicki Minaj graced Glasgow with her presence last night (November 9) as she hosted the MTV EMA, though she wasn't in town for all that long, so didn't get to see the sights. Sad face.

However fear not, for during the show Nicki used her Time Machine to imagine her wild night out on the town. Things got R-Rated.

So, obviously, we've broken it down in gifs.

Nicki begins by topping up the lipstick. Looking FLY, your Minajesty.

Then she heads over to da club.

Time for some SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS.

There's always time for a cheeky selfie.

She then headsto the VIP section cuz she a star.

Oh hey cute guy, lemme pinch your butt.

Time for aCHEEKY dance, or in Nicki's case - probably a twerk.

She then spots a cute topless guy in a kilt because she's in Scotland… obviously.

She lifts up thekilt to discover said guy is boxer-less and swinging a huge manoconda.

She then wakesin her underwear thinking 'wtf happened last night?', with kilt guy in the room and a cone on her bed…'OH MY GAWD'​.