Ever since the depths of Tumblr discovered that Chris Evans has the shoulder to waist ratio of an actual Dorito, other worldly facts haven’t seemed to matter quite as much.

So when MTV.comsat down with Chris and fellow Avenger Chris Hemsworth, naturally it was bound to come up – but we didn’t think it would be so hilarious.

There are a LOT of emotions going on in this video. From Chris first feeling a bit dejected by his new name…

To completely embracing it once that bag of Cool Ranch caught his eye.

Suddenly, Chris Hemsworth’s feelings are hurt. Um, sorry Thor but not everything’s about you.

Still, that doesn’t stop him participating in some excellent innuendo.

Like an absolute PRO.

The Human Dorito wins again. Cool Ranch literally solves any problem in the world – who even needs the Avengers?