Geordie Shore lass Chloe Ferry just wrote the romantic birthday post to end ALL romantic birthday posts for her lad Sam Gowland.

In fact, the tribute was so heartfelt, so groundbreaking, and so well put together that Sam actually accused Chloe of stealing it from Google.

But first, hit play on the video to take a look inside the Geordie Shore cast's homes including Chloe Ferry and Sam Gowland's stunning pad together...

Warning: it's a real tearjerker.

Chlo took to Instagram to upload not one, but seven, adorbs pictures for Sam alongside her heartfelt 'novel'.

"Happy birthday to the love of my life most beautiful boy in the world so happy you came into my life you are beautiful inside out can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you!" she began.

Chloe went on to melt our hearts some more, even revealing the names of their three future children.

She wrote: "Every day feels like the first I can’t stop loving you more and more can’t wait to grow old with you and have loads of babies Susan bob and Jeff love you so much for ever and ever baby ❤️❤️❤️."

It looks like Susan, Bob and Jeff are set to have the most loved-up parents that ever existed.

But while tons of Geordie fans were nearly crying over the romantic monologue, Sam isn't convinced she even wrote it.

"I also didn't know you could put together a chapter like this that makes sense ya deffosgot it off google [sic]," he wrote.

Chloe was quick to respond, writing: "It's not a chapter. It's a novel."

If this is an excerpt from Chloe's novel confessing her undying love for Sam, then sign us up for the whole thing.

Is it available to download on kindle?

Seriously though, we're wishing Sam the happiest23rd birthday!