When Two And A Half Men came to a full stop last month with a gag about Charlie Sheen's character getting crushed by a piano, it was noted that the actor had refused to take part.

But the wayward star has waited until now to share his thoughts on the way his former show was tied-up - and he's not best pleased.

Asked for his two cents by TMZ, he let rip at showrunner Chuck Lorre, saying: "I don't care if he lives or dies. It doesn't matter.

"To go that low and to be that immature and completely unevolved. And that stupid. In my face, really?"

Then breaking a half-smile he addressed Lorre directly via the camera: "You must feel safe motherf***er! You must feel safe where you live."

And he adds cryptically: "It's a free country but it's a very smart country."

Sheen and Lorre famously fell out back in 2011 - with the star publicly embarking on numerous drug-fuelled binges with hookers and porn stars.

He was replaced on the show by that nice Ashton Kutcher.

But who's #winning now, do you reckon?