If you've ever had a bikini wax, you'll know that they're about as fun as stubbing yourtoe and then stubbing it three more times just for the fun of it.

Yes, they really don't hurt that much and yes, you do look great after, but that doesn't stop thewhole experience being more awkward than that time you called your form teacher mum.You are essentially getting semi-naked and letting a woman you've never met apply molten wax to your privates after all.

With that in mind, here's 43 fairly real thoughts we're guessing anyone who's ever had one will relate to.

Is it normal to be more nervous than I was for my GCSEs?

Because yep, I’d rather be doing some quadratic equations right now.

Oh sure I can strip my entire bottom half. That doesn’t feel weird and unnatural at all.

Probably wasn’t the day to wear those old Disney pants was it.

I mean, is it weird that she’s seeing my vagina before we’ve even shaken hands ‘cos it feels weird.

Wonder how many vajays this woman has seen today.

Wonder how she even got into doing this as a job.

Either way I should probably invite her to my next birthday. She’s probably about to see more of me than even the gynaecologist ever will.

Would it be weird to ask if we couldturn the air con down? I didn’t sign up for frostbite of the nether regions.

Sure, I can do small talk about my weekend plans while my lady garden is hanging out.

That’s toooootally normal.

Ok. The first strip is ON.

I’m so ready to be smoother than a very smooth thing. A boiled sweet? A potato?

Really hope it doesn't end up looking like a potato.

Ready? And BRACE.

SWEET JESUS.

That stings like a mother.

Pretty sure she just ripped off my vagina and potentially half of my uterus too.

So glad I'm paying £25 for the pleasure of being neutered.

On a scale of 1 to 5, how unacceptable would it be to leave with only one side done.

Surely the asymmetric trend extends to lady garden styling?

Like, would it be legit to ask for a sick note from work right now?

I did basically jut have a near death experience.

Or at the very least can I get some frozen peas to ice my bits?

A truckload of paracetamol would probably also do it.

Maybe I could just crush it up and rub it all on there.

Ok fine, let’s do the other side.

I’m ready.

WAIT. I’m not ready.

Ohgodohgodohgodohgodddddddd.

Ok. Ok. Ready as I’ll ever be. LET’S DO THIS.

Do we think she’s judging me for doing a little scream?

Of course she’s judging me for doing a little scream.

I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S JUDGING ME THAT HURT.

Wow, the screaming really doesn't put her off her work. She's not stopping this for anything.

I'll just think of something nice. Like rainbows and kittens and frenching Harry Styles.

OhHarry Styles. Sweet, sweet Harry Styles.

Y’know what? That was actually kinda ok.

Once it stops stinging.

And I remember that in approximately 15 minutes this will be over and I’ll never ever have to do it again.

Every time she does it, it gets slightly less bad.

Wait. You want me to do what with my legs?

Lady, there’s a reason I don’t do yoga and this is it.

DONE.

I’ll admit it, I look GREAT.

Even if it is a bit splotchy right now.

Am I supposed to thank her for inflicting a world of pain on me?

Oh right yeah, guess I should.

Wait one second.What do you mean come back in 4-6 weeks?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS ISN’T PERMANENT.

Ugh.

Can it just be winter again?

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