By Jennifer Lynn

We showed you the teaser for Penelope Cruz’s new L'Agent By Agent Provocateur film last month, but now the full campaign video is here – and it’s sexier than we ever could have imagined.

Showing an army of girls driven in to the desert by film writer and director Penelope, the ladies soon hop out of the car and indulge in an Eric Prydz ‘Call On Me’ style workout, much to the trauma of stranded male model Jon Kortajarena.

Modelling L'Agent By Agent Provocateur’s AW14 collection – a rainbow of lace pieces designed by Penelope and sister Monica – the girls tease Jon to within an inch of his life, pouring the water he desperately needs for survival all over their lingerie-clad bodies.

Who triumphs in this battle of the sexes? Did it even really happen, or was it all a dehydration-induced mirage? Watch the full campaign video above to find out and check out our highlights in the gallery. Whew. Is it hot in here or is it just us?